November 2011
86 posts
October 2011
115 posts
Clients From Hell: Client: “Can you make it so... →
For @plummy6
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Can you make it so when people land on our website, it’s, like, all black with stars coming out of the screen all whoosh whoosh (does the action) like in that screensaver?” Me: “…” Client: “With the music from Star Wars.” Me: “…” Client: “And it does that for, like, a minute,…
WatchI wish my cats were fooled by the mirror.
theraingirl4:
thatlittlefairy:
f-u-c-k-y-o-u-r-o-p-i-n-i-o-n:
lol i know the guy who made this…. holy fucking notes!
TOO CUTE!
Totally just LOLed… I really needed this cuteness.
“‘See, it was our job to start (the Iraq War) badly. We did that. We were...”
– A bewildered JON STEWART, on Republican critics such as John McCain, Michele Bachmann and Lindsey Graham being critical of president Obama’s recent foreign policy triumphs in Libya and Iraq, on The Daily Show.
Yep.
(via inothernews)
Football is Orgasmic on Twitter
(No lie, this was my actual feed, with no tweets added or removed between these timestamps. I died. Apparently, football is orgasmic.)
Kate: 1:24am via Twitter for iPhone
Holdingholdingholding please.
Kate: 1:24am via Twitter for iPhone
Damnit.
Kris: 1:24am via TweetDeck
Peter...what the fuck kind of shirt is that.
Kate: 1:25am via Twitter for iPhone
Ok. OU is down 3. One minute. No one has any timeouts. Please don't let them come back. Please
Kris: 1:25am via TweetDeck
STOP SAYING PUSSY AND ORGASM
Kris: 1:26am via TweetDeck
ogod
Kris: 1:26am via TweetDeck
GAHHHH
Kate: 1:28am via Twitter for iPhone
VICTORY. FUCK OU!!!!!!!!
Kris: 1:28am via TweetDeck
OH LORD
Kris: 1:29am via TweetDeck
He gave her her first orgasm. GAHHHHHH
